I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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Also, beer. Big fan.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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