you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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