these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
there's paper in my vomit.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Randomize
