Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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