why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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