last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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