yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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