Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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