I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
