I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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