i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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