if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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