just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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