who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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