she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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