Buhtt sex?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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