My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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