I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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