everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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