i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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