just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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