You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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