"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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