Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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