Kiss
Puke
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
