I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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