PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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