dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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