I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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