why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
you made out with another girl for some wings
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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