I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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