party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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