Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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