Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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