We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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