Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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