theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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