The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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