We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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