A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well I just put wine in my tea
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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