Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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