do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Randomize
