even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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