I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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