So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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