Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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