yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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