HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.