Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.