I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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