Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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