Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have fence marks all over my body
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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