I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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