we have officially lost it.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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