my shit smells like andre
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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