my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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