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say what?
wanna hang out?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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