Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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